Here is a short list of things to look for when trying to identify a tool:
1: Flat brimmed hats. (Bonus point if it's a Monster Energy or RockStar hat) (additional point if there is a tag still on the hat)
2: Hair gel. (Basically invented to identify tools from a distance, according to Demetri Martin)
3: Lifted Trucks. (Bonus point if there's a female-silhouette or playboy bumper sticker)
4: Soul Patch. (Bonus point if it's a different color than the rest of his hair)
5: Guys who go on and on about being "addicted to working out" (*corresponding with girls who won't stop talking about their yoga class (...extra point if it's 'hot yoga')
6: Chains/Jewelry. (unless you are Latino... In which case you might still be a tool, but you can pull it off. Rock it, vato!)

Bonus: Ok, this one is somewhat rare, but if you see a man wearing two pairs of sunglasses at the same time, he is almost certainly a tool.
(... or at the very least in a really dumb movie series.)
*Girls can't be classified as tools even if they commit acts of tooldom on a regular basis. They need their own fem-friendly term so that no one can accuse us of sexism... oh well, one battle at a time right?
--Night
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