Echoes, Silence, Camo & Dryers

 After a long drought of blog posts we ironically turn to... More dryness. Quality is more important than quantity though, and as they say in the soap 'business': 

The soap container says it all...

Feast your eyes on that machine that brings things to differing and mostly superfluous levels of dryness. Let's go through these:

Starting at the bottom left we have the much coveted "Quick fluff" option. That's for when you don't have time to actually dry your clothes because fashionably late turned into the most late. Quick fluff is so that when people ask about your inevitably dripping (Which sounds like a goth rock band) clothes, you can say at least you tried. Quick fluff is also rumored by urban legend to be able to turn cat t-shirts into actual cats. Quick fluff is for those who secretly like wearing wet clothes, or want to cheat at wet t-shirt contests. Quick fluff is a way of life.

Now I know what you're thinking, and it's not about whether there are any shots left in my .44 magnum revolver. You're thinking, "Shut up about the freaking quick fluff..."

Well fine. The next setting is the much less interesting "Dewrinkle". Was that concise enough?

The third setting is the strangely named "Damp dry" for when you're just too Dam(p) indecisive. This is everything I mocked about dryers in the earlier posts condensed into one glorious paradox.

And the rest of the lower settings are boring. On the upper right setting you can see the now famous "More dry/Less dry" conundrum, along with the pretty good advice to "Cool down".

On the upper left, between the reappearing more dry/less dry is the tragically unpopular transformers knock-off "Optimum Dry", leader of the drycepticons. And before you're able to say that Megatron was actually the leader of the decepticons, we're going to quick jump to another topic!

Recently in wal mart I saw a pair of camouflage slippers, and I thought, wow, with the blog post I just wrote about camouflage I wish I had seen this earlier... I would have written something like, "Camouflage slippers: Their only purpose is for when you're sleeping with the enemy." And it would have made sense and fit with the topic of the blog post...

But I drygress. In the words of the ancient 1840s Swedish Mystic, Mjorgen Yorgan Bjorgan, "Until next time..."